Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 3:52am

Complaints From Below

From the only reliable news source on the net, The Onion:

NINTH CIRCLE, HELL—Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not allow any more Catholic priests to enter hell. “This place is completely overrun with those monsters, and frankly, they kind of creep me out,” said the Prince of Darkness, adding that every time he looked up, he saw another recently deceased member of the Roman Catholic clergy being cast down into the fires of hell, where each is expected to be tortured until the end of time by Satan and his minions.

Go here to read the rest.  A few years ago I noted that I thought that Pope Francis was the worst Pope since Alexander VI.  Pope Alexander, I humbly apologize for the odious comparison.  Heck of a job Francis, heck of a job.

 

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Quotermeister
Friday, August 31, AD 2018 8:37am

CHAPTER CXXIV. How among the said ministers reigns unnatural sin…

“… But they act in a contrary way, for they come full of impurity to this mystery, and not only of that impurity to which, through the fragility of your weak nature, you are all naturally inclined (although reason when free-will permits, can quiet the rebellion of nature), but these wretches not only do not bridle this fragility, but do worse, committing that accursed sin against nature, and as blind and fools with the light of their intellect darkened, they do not know the stench and misery in which they are. It is not only that this sin stinks before Me, Who am the Supreme and Eternal Truth, it does indeed displease Me so much and I hold it in such abomination that for it alone I buried five cities by a Divine judgment, My Divine justice being no longer able to endure it. This sin not only displeases Me as I have said, but also the devils whom these wretches have made their masters. Not that the evil displeases them because they like anything good, but because their nature was originally angelic, and their angelic nature causes them to loathe the sight of the actual commission of this enormous sin. They truly enough hurl the arrow poisoned with the venom of concupiscence, but when their victim proceeds to the actual commission of the sin, they depart for the reason and in the manner that I have said.”

From The Dialogue of the Seraphic Virgin Catherine of Siena: Dictated by her, while in a state of ecstasy, to her secretaries, and completed in the year 1370

Mary De Voe
Friday, August 31, AD 2018 12:51pm

Thank you. I have often felt that even the demons must feel put upon since they do not relish their victory. Their misery cannot endure success

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