Lysistrata and the Libs

 

                                     LYSISTRATA:     There are a lot of things about us women    

  That sadden me, considering how men

See us as rascals.        

CALONICE: As indeed we are!

Apparently some liberal women are calling for a sex strike , stating that if the Government does not coerce all employers to provide health insurance policies that cover contraceptives, that somehow translates into their inability to purchase contraceptives on their own dime.  With that reasoning, I think it appropriate that they are lifting the idea of a boycott of sex from Lysistrata, a comedy by Aristophanes, that envisioned women in Athens and Sparta refusing to pay their marital debt until their men made peace.  Of course nothing like this occurred in the actual history of the Peloponnesian War, just as no one is preventing liberal women from  carrying out their project of making certain that there will be fewer of their descendants in the body politic in the years to come. 

Speaking for married conservative men, we will just have to soldier on as best we can, hand in hand with our conservative wives, and continue aiding them in their joyful project to have quite a few of their descendants in the body politic in the years to come.  As for unmarried conservative men, I am sure that they will be able to find conservative women happy to marry and take part in the project of births as blessings.  As for liberal men, as ever, my sincere condolences.

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