From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. In my law practice I am sometimes called upon by judges to act as Guardian ad Litem in juvenile and dissolution cases when the question of custody of minor children comes up. In that capacity I represent the kids in court and give my recommendation to the judge as to who should have custody. I have often been involved in cases where I thought the kids would be better off being raised by wolves than either parent. However, being raised by a journalist? We must draw the line somewhere!
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.