From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. OK, I think I do support legislation requiring I-Hops to be open 24 hours a day, but only if White Castles are also required to be open 24-7.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.