From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion. The sad and sorry fact is that as policy the above, as ridiculous as it is, makes more sense to me than most of the economic policies that have been implemented since September 1, 2008.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.