saved the puppy from getting eaten by an alligator and never dropped his cigar, a true legend pic.twitter.com/ryRSfZqOsy
— juan vidal (@itsjuanlove) November 22, 2020
As one of my friends who relocated to Florida told me: I never knew nature was so dangerous until I moved to Florida. I have long thought that a true state seal for Florida would be a gator cradling a shotgun with the motto: non erit tibi iterum (We will get you next time.)