The Vatican chief of the internet, Monsignor Vidicon Cathode, today denied that Pope Francis had “liked” the press conference of Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell.
“His Holiness rarely views internet content in English, and when he does it is usually what he refers to as “Gringo Catholic blogs.” We suspect that the “like” was caused by a hacker. Suspects include agents of Russia, EWTN, Lifesite News, The American Catholic and a Miss Mabel Jennings of Lost Butte, Wyoming. There is no truth in the QAnon fantasy that the entire Francis papacy has been a “deep fake” to smoke out heterodox Catholic Satan worshipers and that the liking by Pope Francis is a sign of the coming crowning in Rome on Christmas day by the Pope of President Trump as Emperor of the Earth. It is true that the Pope did like the online edition of the latest Playboy, but he only read the articles. There is no truth in the rumor that the internet privileges of the Pope have been revoked. Neither is there truth in the rumor that Joe Biden will be visiting the Pope this Christmas. That is scheduled for Christmas 2021.”
And with that Monsignor Cathode ended the press conference.
And with that, PopeWatch is on Thanksgiving hiatus until November 30, 2020.
Miss Mabel Jennings was pursuing cutthroat trout with her miracle fly at the time, so we have to look elsewhere. Oh, and the name of her fly being “the hacker hackle” is just a coincidence…..