WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortlisted for Trump’s Supreme Court appointment, Judge Amy Coney Barrett held a press conference today where she wore a Handmaid’s Tale costume just to freak the Left out.
Barrett walked out in the red cloak and white bonnet, causing most of the reporters gathered to pass out instantly.
“If selected to serve on the Supreme Court, I look forward to forcing women to have babies and ushering in a Catholic theocracy,” she said, holding back laughter. “In fact, the first decision I want to hand down is that women who don’t have at least seven babies will be executed.”
“All hail the Pope! All hail the Pope! All hail the Pope!”
“When you’re getting accused of being a theocratic fascist, sometimes you just have to play along,” she said afterward as she took off her red robe, revealing her normal black robe underneath. “It’s fun to watch them freak out a bit.”
Go here to read the rest. No Bee, the future Justice just needs to work into her testimony the following Franco quote:
One thing that I am sure of, and which I can answer truthfully, is that whatever the contingencies that may arise here, wherever I am there will be no communism.
I’ll bet a dollar to a donut, that this Photoshop appears on many left wing posts without the poster realizing the source or having bothered to do a minimum amount of factchecking; and in some cases despite knowing the source.
News, for what it’s worth these days, is predicting that the Democrats may attempt to smear Judge Barrett over her and her husbands’s adoption of two children from Haiti. Being smear merchants they’ll find something.
The smear will be “it’s wrong for whites to adopt black babies,” which will piss off a lot of white liberal women who’ve adopted black babies, and won’t win any more black identity politics support than they already have.
We want the Left to throw Amy Coney Barret into that briar patch.