Only Fair

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump, always desiring to be gracious and fair, suggested delaying the election yesterday until the Dems can find a candidate who can form complete, coherent sentences.

“Look, I want this to be fair,” Trump said. “Why don’t we push this thing off six months or so? That will give the Dems plenty of time to try to find someone who can go toe to toe with me. It won’t be easy. There aren’t many. But I’m sure they can find a worthy opponent for me to beat.”

Trump was praised for the graciousness and compassion of the move.

“I disagree with Trump on everything, but this was really nice of him,” said a DNC spokesperson. “We’re going back to the drawing board and trying to find someone who can talk and think and all those qualities you really want in a leader.”

 

Go here to read the rest.  With Biden as their candidate, two bad things could happen for the Democrats:  he could win or he could lose.  By the time this farce plays out in full, the Democrats will wish the election had been delayed.

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Saturday, August 1, AD 2020 5:07am

Good idea, most gracious of Trump. He might allow that he is willing to give Democrats 4 years to get their act together and, even more important, to give the country time to settle down over the virus insanity particularly evident in Democrat strongholds.

Don L
Don L
Saturday, August 1, AD 2020 6:09am

Joe Biden is but the magician’s hand that we are all trained to watch, while the other hand is doing all the real deception. I suspect that even the eventual VP will also not be the real leader–both will be just so much imagery for their useful idiot constituency.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, August 1, AD 2020 11:57am

Seen on the net. “If Joe Biden knows how to fix America, Why didn’t he tell Obama?”

I will not accept any president in 2021 that isn’t named Trump.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, August 2, AD 2020 12:46pm

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-cubans-also-have-two-medicines-one.html

Did you catch this? This woman is on Biden’s short list.

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