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From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. High speed buses cruising along at 165 mph? Based upon what I’ve seen traveling around Central Illinois, I can think of a few drivers I’ve witnessed who are obviously sharpening their skills to become pilots of “bullet buses”.
It’s impressive how the newscasters can say this stuff while keeping such a straight face. I wonder how many takes they have to go through?
One of the many reasons I love the Onion cmatt. Their actors and actresses have mastered poker faces while reporting the most absurd events.
That was one of the funniest Onion reports I’ve ever seen – I was in tears.