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From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Over the years I have received similar explanations from clients who have got themselves into trouble while drunk. Somehow mysterious third parties routinely engage in illegal activities when innocent people are blotto.
I know for a fact that the 2AM worm has mastered placing bids for completely unnecessary (but nevertheless pretty cool) stuff on eBay.
Is that 2AM GMT? I wonder if that’s the same worm that attacks my computer while I’m away at work.
This is no laughing matter!!! My computer has been afflicted with this virus. Just last spring, following a night out with friends, I came home and watched a dvr’d episode of The Biggest Loser. The obese people on the show actually ran a marathon. I remember this inspiring me, however my memory of that night isn’t terribly clear. Thats when the virus struck, about one month later, I recieved a confirmation letter to a local marathon. Apparently that very night, The worm hit, and entered me into this marathon. Please beware this is a very dangerous, and tricky virus.