Definitely No Returns

 

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Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Friday, August 21, AD 2026 3:44am

Meghan Markle is the exact kind of feminist whom I find absolutely contemptible. There was an old TV episode of the Saint wherein Simon Templar (Roger Moore) takes a spoiled brat young woman across his knees and paddles some sense into her airy head. That’s what Prince Harry needs to do to Meghan Markle. But he’s sadly just as worthlessly liberal progressive as she is.

Josh
Josh
Friday, August 21, AD 2026 5:42am

LQC,

We all know Harry would be put across *her* knee if he ever acted up!

Lead Kindly Light
Lead Kindly Light
Friday, August 21, AD 2026 6:06am

Grifters

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, August 21, AD 2026 9:45am

Some people’s lives are enhanced by marriage. Prince Harry’s was irretrievably damaged by it. He had occult shortcomings and she identified them and exploited them. Her sister warned the general public in 2018 that she was bad news. He marries a 37 year old divorcee employed in Hollywood who drives a wedge between him and his family and persuades him to engage in a grotesque exercise in oversharing while pissing away an eight digit sum of family money.
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Did you catch that they were living in Santa Barbara in an 18,000 square foot house? (For scale, his cousin Zara and her family live in Gloucestershire in a 5,000 sq foot house).
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If he did not wish to spend his life doing promotional work for British philanthropies, he might have taken counsel from his more sensible collaterals (or from the British veterans’ services) about breaking into some sector which could make use of his actual skills and talents.
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