Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton’s personal stationery.

According to sources close to the investigation, the stationery was discovered neatly folded on Epstein’s bed and prominently featured Clinton’s official State Department letterhead, complete with embossed seal and matching monogram.

“It’s the darndest thing,” said FBI Agent Tom Halleck. “There’s just no telling how Epstein could have gotten a hold of Ms. Clinton’s stationery. Why did he choose that particular piece of paper for recording his final thoughts? Quite the riddle we have on our hands.”

A review of the letter indicates that Epstein wrote he was definitely going to kill himself and assured readers that no one strangled him. “Well, at least this confirms it was a suicide and that there was no foul play,” said investigator Bradley Harmon. “Luckily, Epstein himself ruled out anyone else coming in and choking him to death. We can at least put that theory to rest.”

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Friday, May 8, AD 2026 5:00am

At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, both Epstein’s “suicide” and the covid related panic happened about the same time. What else happened at the same time? The most Catholic bestest president ever, president Auto Pen, got the most votes for any man running for president in the history of the United States. Even smaller than the turnout of the last election with more eligible voters. Could it be that it was just a series of psyops to see how far we would accept ” just trust the science” and Epstein committed suicide in one of the most heavily guarded and camera rich environments in the world? Just like Joe Biden was so beloved that he got more votes than anybody else running for president in the history of the United States. Yeah…Right…. Unfortunately, with the assistance of the MSM, a good part of the American public believed all of it and still does proving that Hitler was right about the big lie. The rest of us have gotten to the point that when something like this is pushed we assume the truth is very likely the opposite of the narrative.

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