News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
VATICAN CITY — Catholics and Protestants around the world expressed concern this week, as Pope Leo XVI gave his recommendation that Christians pray the rosary while facing in the direction of Mecca.
The pontiff made the proclamation after visiting Turkey and Lebanon, stating that not only should the West be less fearful of the spread of Islam, but all Christians should seek to live more peaceably by facing toward the holiest of Islamic sites when they pray the rosary.
“This is an important step toward helping the Muslims conquer us all,” Pope Leo said. “I do not think that Christians should live in fear of all the things they see Muslims doing in every single Western country they invade. Rather, they should accept the inevitability that we shall all be overtaken eventually and start getting used to it by praying the rosary while facing Mecca.”
In addition to the recommendation regarding prayer, the Pope also said that Christians — both Protestants and Catholics alike — should see the virtues and benefits of living under Sharia Law. “It’s really not that bad,” he explained. “You get a lot less criminal behavior in society, much stronger family units, and I can personally assure women that having to wear robes all the time is actually quite comfortable. We in the West can learn a lot from Islam, and we should. And we will. Or we will all die. Dominus benedicat pulchros conquistatores nostros musulmanos.”
Go here to read the rest. No, no Bee none of that is true, at least for the next few years. One does wish however, that the Pope were as fond of traditional Catholics as he appears to be of Muslims.
Gee, I wonder if the Christians who are terrorized by Hezbollah in Lebanon would agree with His Holiness.
I wonder if Islam would get as much lib love if it were a group of *white* men who wanted to conquer the West, install their own culture and law, and persecute gays and Jews. 🤔
Oh wait, I just described the party that has become the libs’ favorite curse word. Silly me.
The Bee has a track record, like the Simpsons, of creating posts that seem to be eerily prophetic. Let’s hope they miss the mark on this one!
“I wonder if the Christians who are terrorized by Hezbollah in Lebanon would agree with His Holiness.”
In reality, Hezbollah has a track record of defending Catholics against ISIS, going as far as delivering Christmas trees: https://www.rt.com/news/636209-telegraph-removes-article-christians-hezbollah/