News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
At a somber ceremony of remembrance, congressional Democrats met to observe the fifth anniversary of the only violent protest in history that they weren’t happy about and refused to celebrate.
“We’re normally all about violent riots, but not this one,” said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. “This one was bad. But only this one. All the other times large mobs of people flooded the streets to loudly protest, damage property, and inflict physical injuries were beautiful displays of dissent, which is a right guaranteed under our great Constitution. Five years ago today, however, people calmly strolling through this building to defend the Constitution was the darkest day in the history of our nation. Let us never forget the one riot that was bad.”
Democrats were quick to point out that, while what happened at the Capitol on January 6, 2021, was an unacceptable act of lawlessness, all other destructive riots were not only welcome but worthy of commendation. “It’s sad that we come here every year on this day to remember how horrible it was,” said Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “What we should be doing today is honoring George Floyd and all the violent criminals who staged horrific riots in major cities across the country. Those riots were good. The one here on January 6? Bad.”
Go here to read the rest. Too mild Bee, considering what the Democrats did yesterday:

The suicide bomber seems like a clown until he pulls the pin.
Apparently someone named Pamela Hemphill is lighting up the media because of a testimony she gave renouncing Trump and more or less saying everything said about January 6th in the MSM. It looks like she was a protester who was later arrested and then refused Trump’s pardon. Not sure what to make of it, but it’s popping up all over the place.
She has been doing this gig since 2023 Dave. She makes interesting claims, including that her mother was a murderer and a Satanist.
I hadn’t heard of her. I just saw the story pop up all over the place.
Happy Insurrectile Dysfunction Day! If you have an insurrection lasting more than four minutes, seek media attention right away!