News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it’s always important to first check if it’s a Somali front for defrauding the government. Here are eight signs to be on the lookout for:
- There are no children at the daycare: A subtle clue something fishy may be going on.
- The daycare is just a creepy old van that someone spray-painted “Daycare” on: Hmmmm.
- The daycare’s address keeps changing depending on where the van is parked: This might not be totally above board.
- When you call the daycare number, someone answers “Al-Shabaab headquarters, how can I direct your call?”: Concerning.
- The daycare’s ad says “Yor Kids Wil Lear So Mutch Heer”: There’s no spellcheck in Somalia.
- The daycare owner just pulled up in a Lambo: Not your typical daycare owner ride.
- The daycare owner just got out of his Lambo carrying an RPG: This is getting suspicious.
- The daycare owner just got a big bag of money from Tim Walz in the parking lot and now you’re physically watching him use the money to buy more RPGs: Yup, it’s a Somali front.
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Wasn’t Tim one of the Three Stooges in the Off Broadway remake of Governor of Alcatraz?😎
First laugh of the year.
Just where is all that money flowing to?
What will it fund?
I’m concerned about the caliphate being orchestrated right under our noses;
[from Epoch times]
On Dec. 20, Tulsi Gabbard, director of National Intelligence, warned against “Islamist ideology” and sharia taking over the West during a speech at Turning Point USA’s AmericaFest
“This Islamist ideology is a direct threat to our freedom because at its core it is a political ideology that seeks to create a global caliphate that governs us here in America,” she said.
“If we don’t take action to identify this threat, to define it, to call it out for what it is, and take action to defeat it, then we will find ourselves in a place where many European countries and countries like Australia have found themselves.”
https://www.theepochtimes.com/article/in-texas-a-400-acre-muslim-development-sparks-controversy-5955266
Tactics v Truth.
https://youtu.be/bUn-kZ6D9Po?si=Lh14lBw1PcixBdTf