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Lead kindly lighf
Lead kindly lighf
Thursday, November 20, AD 2025 6:52am

The other albino monks are invisible.

Something tells me Father Joe is more concerned about his payday in heaven.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Thursday, November 20, AD 2025 7:39am

Job description:
Candidate should have an exhaustive knowledge of theology, teaching, supervision, accounting, personnel management, oh – and minor plumbing.
Must be willing to be on call 24/7 regardless of weather. Candidate should expect to work under poor supervision unquestioningly, be relocated at whim every six years, and to be gossipped about.

In the event of a shortage of candidates, candidate will be expected to do the work of missing candidates until additional candidates can be onboarded. Salary not negotiable.

Excellent post retirement plan.

Pinky
Pinky
Thursday, November 20, AD 2025 9:49am

Guys, remember, public forum. We’re not supposed to mention the albino assassins to people on their way *in* to the Church.

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