News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
AMBLESIDE, ENGLAND — British authorities have arrested a man calling himself Saint George after he brandished a dangerous bladed weapon at a local dragon, which was merely minding its own business of terrorizing the local populace.
According to reports, the winged, fire-breathing dragon took up residence in Windermere, England’s largest lake, and began terrorizing the inhabitants of the nearby town of Ambleside. The dragon poisoned the land and demanded first animal and then human sacrifices to appease its wrath. But when someone calling themselves Saint George took up an arming sword to threaten the foul beast, that is when authorities stepped in to end the dangerous rampage.
“Oi! You got a loicense for that there noyf, mate?” yelled a group of constables led by Police Constable Bobby Smith.
“But, there’s a dragon!” replied the blade-wielding Christian knight.
“Now, now, everyone knows you need a license to acquire a butter knife here in the Lake District,” PC Smith continued. “A special permit can be acquired at the Ambleside Police Station on Rydal Road. Until you can get your paperwork in order, you’re going to have to come with us. AHHHHH — ” said PC Smith as he was knocked over and dragged a bit by the evil dragon.
“There’s a 30-foot tall dragon going around eating people!” yelled St. George as the contables regrouped.
“No, there isn’t. And even if there were, you got to have the proper papers, mate.”
“But, I’m Saint George!”
“Who?”
“Saint George! The patron saint of the English peoples and symbol of Christian virtue triumphing over evil. Slaying dragons and saving villages is sort of my job description. Didn’t you learn about me in primary school?”
“No, and what you’re saying may all very well be, but you’re going to have to come with — ” said PC Smith before being promptly eaten by the dragon.
The other constables were able to put an end to the dangerous situation caused by the sword-wielding maniac by bringing him in without further incident.
Go here to read the rest. And a little child shall lead them:
14 year old Scottish girl has more brains and courage than those they call grown-ups. God bless and keep her.
It wasn’t just that the imported creep followed her asking repeatedly for her to show the weapons on camera, it was that he knew her concern and knew that she not he would be arrested.
And so the “religion of peace” is emboldened to think that young unaccompanied infidel women can be openly terrorized (if not raped), and the law, Sharia or not, is on his side.
England is no longer England. It is Arabia on the Thames.
England survived the Danes and the Danelaw.
I suspect (and hope) it will survive this.
Not prettily, not with Marquess of Queensbury Rules, not by a large or easy margin.
Quietly, in the fringes, on the borders and heaths, there are Churchills and Nelsons, brooding.
If an Alfred, or a Richard, or a Robin should appear, may God have mercy on the invader’s souls, for that is all that would be left of the invader.
This seems strange. Not a lot about this except the Scottish police cautioning not to spread “misinformation”.
The video I saw shows the girls telling the person filming them to stay away from them. Clearly these girls felt threatened. Who was the person filming them? Just judging by their appearance, these girls appear to be from a lower socio-economic demographic. So the concern is they will be held to justice as some white-bred hooligans. It’s quite unfair. These girls were clearly afraid of whoever they were yelling at…