Perry Mason She Ain’t

 

I have heard it said that ninety percent of attorneys give the remaining ten percent a bad name.  Classic example above.  What I find hilarious is that the cop gave the attorney and her fellow drunk an opportunity to walk away from a trespass charge, and the attorney was too much of an entitled female dog to simply scram.   Instead she tried to feed the cop a load of legal BS that he was too smart to swallow.  So she and her buddy got arrested and she is out of a job.  Brilliant performance counselor, simply brilliant.

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Penguins Fan
Penguins Fan
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 6:50am

Future ambulance chaser….in a state far away.
“All the money the law allows! Car accidents! Truck accidents! Malpractice! Dog bites! Too few fries in your Happy Meal! And remember, there’s never a few unless we get money for you!”

What a future. Liquid courage is liquid stupidity

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:02am

The husbands, I would assume, had their chance to defuse the time bombs prior to the police being called in, but who knows their own levels of intoxication?

Sad video.

Good news for the patrons of Bannisters Wharf. The pickled pair were dismissed and got a ride to humiliation station.

I hope they get the help they need.
12 steps away.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:08am

The other dame is a corporation executive. Works in some capacity for PepsiCo, IIRC.
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The quality of human being we produce in this country compares unfavorably to my parents’ contemporaries (b. ca. 1929). It’s more evident among the professional-managerial stratum than elsewhere and, in the last 25 years, it has been more evident among women than among men. One reason things are so fecked in this country is that our population of the affluent, educated, and influential is chock-a-block with people who are trash.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:10am

I think they were having girl time.

Matthew
Matthew
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:31am

Actually, I do feel sorry for these people who are caught on camera and held up to public ridicule. That’s not to excuse what they did, but drunken behavior is always embarrassing and I wouldn’t wish that kind of worldwide attention on anyone. Another modern development I lament. I’m always thankful I grew up before cell phones.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:38am

That’s not to excuse what they did, but drunken behavior is always embarrassing
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I had an art teacher in high school who had behind her desk a list of aphorisms. One was ‘things said while drunk have been thought out beforehand’. Liquor is a disinhibitor. It all depends on what you’re containing. My parents in middle age would simply fall asleep if they’d had one too many.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:41am

If those feminists weren’t godless baby-murdering, sodomy sanctifying Democrats, then I might agree with Matthew. But those womyn meant every word they said, every action they took. As Art Deco points out, alcohol is a disinhibitor, releasing what was already there beneath the surface. Behold the shameful foolishness of entitled feminism!

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 7:57am

I see one account has it that the husband of the PepsiCo executive was present.

David WS
David WS
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 9:39am

Newport RI is still Navy (though reduced) with associated shore leave, and have their fair share of commercial fishermen and maritime personnel. Long history and tradition there.
These 2 were totally outclassed, and they thought the opposite :-).

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 10:18am

I am pleased with the cops conduct, but concerned for their future.

Rhode Island is very much a northeast corridor state. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if these cops come out of this unscathed.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, August 25, AD 2025 3:15pm

“The Devon Flanagan night out has simply emerged somehow as the single most humiliating example of government misconduct…atleast in the last 2 weeks…AAG Devon Flanagan has managed to make the subway sandwich attacker look good”

Very good 😂

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Tuesday, August 26, AD 2025 12:12am

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R. Bernonensis
R. Bernonensis
Tuesday, August 26, AD 2025 8:10am

Democrats, political appointees, privileged ignoramuses, Catholic U. alumni with meaningless degrees, overpriced mediocre restaurants — so much of what I hate about this state in one little vignette. When this showed up on the local news I thought it was a stunt promoting “Real Housewives of Rhode Island”.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Tuesday, August 26, AD 2025 1:02pm

“I thought it was a stunt promoting “Real Housewives of Rhode Island”.

😂 well you never know. If she is out of a job then reality TV might suit her.

David WS
David WS
Tuesday, August 26, AD 2025 3:53pm

I cringe every time I hear RI is just one more NE corridor state.. and everyone’s the same.. lol oh no they’re not.

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