Natural Causes in Russia

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Josh
Josh
Tuesday, July 8, AD 2025 5:56am

At least the gunshot wound is more, er, natural than the long sequence of death by defenestration. Looks like Russia got window control and hence the more crude method of, um, “natural causes”.

Lead Kindly Light
Lead Kindly Light
Tuesday, July 8, AD 2025 6:28am

Arkansas comes to mind

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Tuesday, July 8, AD 2025 9:58am

I was thinkig the same thing as what Lead KIndly Light wrote. Has the Kremlin hired Hillary?

CAG
CAG
Tuesday, July 8, AD 2025 11:21am

He accidentally fell down an elevator shaft … onto some bullets.

I wouldn’t rule out foul play

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Tuesday, July 8, AD 2025 11:34am

Russia will be Russia, until the day it runs out of Russians. With plummeting birthrates, that day looms.

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