Bee, You Are Supposed to Be Satire

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

CAPE TOWN — While controversy over displaced farmers swirled in the United States, officials in South Africa denounced white refugees for leaving before they had a chance to take all their stuff and kill them.

As white South Africans fled to the United States in search of refuge, leaders in their home country expressed outrage that they just took off rather than stay and be persecuted and killed for being white.

“This is unacceptable,” said Lungelo Nkosi-Jones, who heads up South Africa’s Ministry of White Persecution. “We did not authorize these white people to depart the country without first being robbed, pillaged, and executed. We demand that those fleeing our state-sponsored oppression return to South Africa immediately to have all of their possessions taken away and be killed before they leave.”

A white South African farmer seeking refuge in the U.S. was reluctant to comply. “Yeah, I’m not sure that’s what I should do,” said Hendrick Joubert. “The government’s demand that I return to be robbed and executed sounds like I would end up being robbed and executed, which I am not excited about. I think I’ll stay away and keep my things and stay alive.”

Go here to read the rest.  South Africa is on the Zimbabwe path.  Any Boer who stays there is a fool.

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Dave G.
Dave G.
Sunday, May 18, AD 2025 12:20pm

The argument I’ve seen is that whites aren’t being targeted, which is provable by the fact that non-whites have also been killed in the violence.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Sunday, May 18, AD 2025 1:37pm

Anyone targeted by the ruling ideology of a blue state should pack up and go.
South Africa is deep indigo at this point.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Sunday, May 18, AD 2025 3:55pm

South Africa has had a violent crime problem for decades. It’s a black problem due to uncontrolled gun possession, alcohol, gangs and class disparity. 1.5 million arrests in a single year were because of violent crime. 8 million people live with HIV. Gates communities are common.

Police numbers have dropped by 10s of thousands because of violent crime and lawsuits against the police from black offenders.

Elon Musk influence, South Africa’s anti-Israel stance has made it a target by Trump.

I suspect Trump let in these white farmers because they can contribute to the US economy rather than being a drain on it.

South Africa cannot hide from its Apartheid past. I also realised from the South African expats I have met that there is a high level of racism amongst the white community. If the US black community thinks it has a racism issue, let them deal with a white South African and see how they fair. It’s a trait that has stuck to white South Africans because of their own attitudes they bring to their newly adopted countries.

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