News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
“This is such a tragedy for many of us who desperately wanted to know who was on that list,” said former Presidential candidate and document security expert Hillary Clinton. “Now we’ll sadly never know. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of this ‘Epstein List,’ may it rest in peace.”
Authorities confirmed the list was found hanging by a rope tied to an overhead beam, and that it had killed itself completely of its own accord.
Go here to read the rest. Chief mourners at the funeral of the list will be the Clintons.
