Pope Francis: Who is the idiota who left that (censored) Luce doll next to my wheel chair for me to trip over!?!
Swiss Guard Captain: I don’t know holiness but it was clutching a Confederate battle flag.
Pope Francis: It is always the gringos! Get that new Yanqui Embajador on the phone, I have mucho quejas!
I liked the one news headline on X from yesterday morning that his arm was damaged and had to be sold. Thus he became a seller of arms. They later deleted the post.