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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — In order to avoid further lawsuits, Sunny Hostin was forced to read a legal notice on camera acknowledging that not a single statement made on The View in the entire history of the show has been even remotely true.

Hostin appeared slightly perturbed while reading the prepared statement, which lawyers at ABC had drafted in order to “keep us from being sued into absolute oblivion.”

“Nothing I have ever said should be construed as having any truth to it whatsoever,” read Hostin. “There is literally no grain or kernel of truth to any statement made by any host on this show, and everything that has come out of my mouth previously, or will come out of it in the future, should be considered a complete and total falsehood. The executives at ABC disavow everything that has ever happened on this show, and have purchased another billion dollars in umbrella insurance.”

The statement left The View’s dozens of fans fuming, feeling as if they had been had. “I trusted her,” sighed Tina Lawson, at last changing the channel. “When she said Latinos voted for Trump because they are white supremacists, I believed her. When Whoopi said the Holocaust had nothing to do with people being Jewish, I believed her. If you can’t trust minds like these great women, who can you trust?”

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, November 21, AD 2024 6:15am

The Tidy Bowl man views the View at eye level, from his little boat.

Art Deco
Thursday, November 21, AD 2024 6:39am

I seem to recall she was 12 years ago the media mouthpiece for Bernardo de la Rionda and Angela Corey in their effort to send George Zimmerman to prison for decades. Jerilyn Merritt offered at the time that in 40 years of practicing criminal defense law, she had never encountered a prosecutor as deceitful and unprofessional as Bernardo de la Rionda. Nancy Grace was another media mouthpiece for that odious pair.
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Aside from media performers, reading the remarks on that case of street-level Democrats who did not practice criminal defense law was an education. They were perfectly happy to send a central Florida everyman to prison for decades because he had the temerity to defend himself when attacked by one of their pets (and to concoct fantasy scenarios to explain why it was that Zimmerman had the injuries he did). There have been worse injustices since, of course.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, November 21, AD 2024 8:32am

It doesn’t take much to get a gig in television these days. Just the right skin colour and a mouth that proceeds the brain.

CAM
CAM
Thursday, November 21, AD 2024 1:23pm

Sunny’s stone face says it all as she read the memo. The View is in the news division of the network, not entertainment. Looks like the network is a afraid of a lawsuit.
Today Gaetz removed his name from the AG position. He’s making it clear that it was his own choice. He did not want to slow down Trump’s other appointments.

Unfortunate. The Left is going to see this as a win. Now what does Gaetz go for? Run for Rubio’s senate seat? Laura Trump may an interest in becoming a FL senator.

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