PopeWatch: From the Pen of Sister Calamus

Dear Diary,

I had an odd interview with Father Supercillium yesterday.

FS:  (Appearing nervous.)  Sister, I have been asked by His Holiness to find out if you would be willing to appear in a live action video as Luce.

SC:  The toy?

FS:  Mascot, Sister.

SC:  Why has His Holiness picked me for this assignment?

FS:  Well you bear a resemblance to Luce if she were a living woman.  His Holiness used these words:  See if that Norte Americana Gringa would play act as Luce in the video.  Gringas are always playacting anyway, so it should be easy for her.

SC:  I’ll do it.

FS:  I told His Holiness you would never–Wait, what did you say?

SC: (Smiling)  I’ll be happy to do this Father.

FS:  (Americans, they always surprise you.)  Well that is good.  I will inform His Holiness.

He then left.  How I wish I was back in my convent garden in Tennessee!  But this fits in well with my plans.  I will let my associates know of this latest development.  Dear old Daddy used to say that being innocent as doves was easy, compared to being as wily as serpents.  It certainly requires much more work.