News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated the local Chinese food supply.
“This business has been in my family for many years, said Duke Wong, owner of Happy China Yum Yum in Springfield, Ohio. “With 20,000 Haitian migrants roaming the town, all our delicious local ingredients have disappeared.”
According to sources, Happy China Yum Yum was the preferred source of delicious Chinese dishes such as orange “chicken,” and Mongolian “beef” in the area. Over the last several years, however, their business model has become unsustainable.
“I took my cooler down to the park the other day, and there weren’t even any geese,” Chiang lamented. “Um, I mean, chicken. I couldn’t find any chicken at the park.”
Chiang, who escaped from China forty years ago, became an American citizen legally with the dream of serving “chicken,” “beef,” and “fish” to as many customers as possible. Sadly, his dream is dying.
“I wish Trump would build the wall,” he said.
Go here to read the rest. Democrats: bringing the Third World to your home town soon!
People:
“We can’t take this anymore.”
Blue media/industrial/military/complex:
“Check your American citizen privilege. Be silent. 50K votes in a few swing states can swing elections. We’ve got a democracy to save. “
Now I’m seeing memes with cats holding “Vote Trump” signs and Trump rescuing cats and ducks. Maybe, just maybe, Kamala might lose some of the cat lady vote over this?
We can hope so, Elaine, but it seems more likely to me that those cat ladies will simply chide others for letting their pets outdoors.
Kam baby is setting up a meat and eat townhall at Synder Park next Tuesday.
Photo opps and signatures galore.
(oops …meet and greet 😵💫)
Hey…
It’s all worth it if a few 80k or 250k bogus ballots are passed through the secure system come Nov. 5th. What a mess.
I thought this was satire, but Trump mentioned it during the debate about illegals eating fowl and pets of Springfield OH.
???
Citizens of the town have so reported.
Of course the usual suspects (media, public officials) insist that the duck and cat eating reports are merely unfounded racist rumors. Now it does sound very similar to rumors of Vietnamese boat people eating people’s pets back in the 1970s, which have since been classified as “urban legends”, but those were based on the alleged use of dogs and cats as food in Asian culture. However, Haitian culture does have voodoo practices which involve animal sacrifices and I wonder if that is the real reason for what’s going on in Springfield, Ohio?
The dead Canadian goose that the man is carrying in the street wasn’t procured by any legal means, I’m guessing. Voodoo or consumption, it might be a good idea for the residents to stay on the heels of law enforcement to find out and take appropriate action.
Dropping 20,000 illegal Haitians into 58,000 pop. Springfield is reality whether the geese or ducks are being killed for food or Santeria,
Standby. If Kamala is elected her puppetmasters will continue to foist illegals on towns/ cities/counties. The 3rd Amendment will be disregarded.
The people of Springfield need to eject their local leadership cadre immediately.
The Haitians weren’t airdropped in: the local government agreed to take them in.
Recall elections should have begun awhile ago.