Google Celebrates Its Hero

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Continuing its tradition of utilizing artwork on its home page to commemorate significant historic individuals, Google revealed that its new Google Doodle would honor the life of sharpshooter Thomas Matthew Crooks.

Following the near-assassination of former President Donald Trump, Google chose Crooks as the next recipient of its veneration as a Google Doodle as a testament to his “history-making initiative.”

“He’s a fascinating and complicated historical figure,” said Google CEO Sundar Pichai. “Very few individuals can captivate the attention of the entire world the way Thomas Matthew Crooks did, which is why we are proud to prominently display artwork honoring his legacy. There has never been a more fitting subject for a Google Doodle.”

The new Google Doodle featured Crooks holding an AR-15 in front of a moderately sloped roof.

Crooks fired multiple shots at a Trump rally in Pennsylvania, killing one attendee while wounding Trump and others in the crowd. “We won’t say why he is historically notable,” Pichai clarified. “We’re not entirely sure that it actually happened and are censoring our search results accordingly, but we’re certainly going to celebrate the guy who allegedly did what he could to save democracy. Rest in peace, our dear Thomas Matthew Crooks. You have blazed an inspiring trail in a very specific way by attempting to do something. Don’t ask me what, though, because I’m not going to say.”

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Frank
Frank
Monday, August 5, AD 2024 5:30am

I remember when the Bee was just parody.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, August 5, AD 2024 6:21am

Nothing quite says democracy like an Assassin’s bullet exploding the head of your opponent.

If Crooks would of accomplished his task you can be certian that July 13th would of been celebrated as the day democracy was saved.
Thats a certainty that would of been coming from mainstream media in the following years.

The Republic will not lay down and let conspirators, communist sympathizers and true insurrectionist to take away our freedoms.
Rural America has your 6 Donald Trump.

Crooks.
A fitting name for those who truly wish to destroy democracy. Jackasses.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Monday, August 5, AD 2024 7:08am

Obviously I have no evidence for this, but I believe the deep state arranged for the assassination attempt on Trump after Biden’s devastating debate performance. Fortunately, God saw to it that Crooks failed. Nevertheless, the Democrats will not permit Trump to win. His victory will need God’s assistance because everyone with power – most politicians, large corporate executives, social media technocrats, main stream news media, teachers, professors, and faculty educating our young in public schools, colleges, and university, etc., are all opposed to authentic Christianity and conservatism, and they all hate Trump. Even senior “leadership” in my company dreads the thought of Trump winning. You see, we are involved in a project to build new nuclear in an eastern European country using US Dept of Energy funding. But Trump is America first, and he’ll cut off funding and tell the company to build here. But we lost a contract to build here, and while there have been other “soliciations” and “due diligence” processes, there’s no contract because nuclear is expensive due to the strangulation of US NRC regulations. Trump will do what he can to streamline regulatory burden, but those bureaucrats are entrenched and this whole system – NRC regs –> too expensive –> US DOE funding –> corporate executives get rich –> is just a money shell game with no tangible benefit for the tax payer or the electric rate payer (same people). If Trump ever realizes that, then the spigot of money to these corporate executives will get shut pronto, and they hate and fear that possibility, which is why they support climate change scare monger Kamala Harris. It ain’t about building new nuclear. It’s about the stock price and who can walk away with how many millions. Yes, they all wanted Trump dead.

Sc Jackson
Sc Jackson
Monday, August 5, AD 2024 8:08am

‘Twould seem that turnout — real or fraudulent — will provide the winning margin (https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2022/11/01/turnout-in-u-s-has-soared-in-recent-elections-but-by-some-measures-still-trails-that-of-many-other-countries/) …

Hence the ramping up of the Donk-controlled Psy-ops campaign between now and November. The enemies of freedom and God-given rights have no shortages of money and other earthly resources (as the Destroyer richly rewards his followers with material wealth).

Trump-Vance cannot win if their supporters exhibit any significant level of apathy or indifference toward the effort needed to overcome the massive fraud … particularly if the earthly powers launch Plandemic 2.0 aka “Bird Flu” with another round of emergency ballot measures.

Pray that people of good faith and godliness will realize the grave threat to our country and their families should the Donks prevail and will act and VOTE accordingly

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