Burn of the Day

I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 3:47am

Looks like he took an excerpt from Hillary’s playbook;

If ya can’t tell the truth, wow them with b s.

Ol’ Oakland Kam?
The Joker is more like it.

Phillip
Phillip
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 5:34am

One of my pigs this morning sprouted wings.

Josh
Josh
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 6:30am

Reminds me of conservative TV characters as written by liberals. Wish fulfillment of the highest order.

Clinton
Clinton
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 6:40am

It’s so stupid, I get second-hand embarrassment just reading it.

It reads like fan fiction, like a scene from Twilight. “‘Ol Oakland Kam”? So cringe.

Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 7:05am

Nah Philip, it’s Woody Woodpecker!

Kevin Rush
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 7:19am

Laying the groundwork for an epic steal.

Frank
Frank
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 7:45am

Oh, please. This reads like some of the more over-the-top hagiographies in the pre-1955 Divine Office readings for Saints’ feast days. Big difference: at least those were about real Saints.

Dale Price
Dale Price
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 8:29am

Things that are happening, though:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/suspect-22-who-allegedly-ran-over-mich-trump-supporter-80-with-atv-kills-himself-report/ar-BB1qvIaS?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Be careful out there, folks. Years of hysteria about Trump are bearing their bloody fruit.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 8:58am

Polls are already coming out in favor of Kamala Harris. This is being done to demoralize conservative Republicans. That said, some of the smartest people I know favor her and hate Trump. Obama’s culture change has had its predictable effect. There is no rescuing half the population from imbecility.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 9:27am

Was Elizabeth Warren tending bar?

Fr. J
Fr. J
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 9:48am

“The old farmer in the corner even spoke up after a little pause. ‘Y’all know what?’ he said with a little smile. ‘I kinda like her idea of all us farmers poolin’ our equipment and supplies into like, one big farm. Come up with a concrete plan we can work toward, say, five years from now. We’d see big changes, gentlemen. That thar’s a smart ol’ gal.’ Everybody gave a thoughtful little pause and started nodding. It was a beautiful moment all around.”

Pinky
Pinky
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 12:23pm

I was expecting the story to go, “then all the white men said terrible things about her because of her skin color and sex”.

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Wednesday, July 24, AD 2024 1:20pm

Reads like “if you were a dinosaur my love.”

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