News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
BARI, ITALY — President Biden, who has for decades now pretended to be Catholic, took time away from the G7 summit this week to meet with a Pope who also enjoys pretending to be Catholic.
“Well hello there, fellow ‘Catholic’! Hail Mary, am I right?” laughed Biden. “Ho-ho, what fun!”
According to sources present at the meeting, Biden and Pope Francis shared several great tips on pretending to be Catholic, as well as enjoying hearty laughs about people who actually thought they were Catholic. “See, if you just dress in a big white robe and wear a giant cross necklace, everyone will totally think you’re Catholic,” explained the Pope. “I met this Chinese refugee the other day who was actually Catholic, he comes up to me and asks why I handed over the Chinese Catholic church to the Communist Party, and I was like, ‘HA! I got you so good! I’m not even Catholic, bruh!’ It was so classic.”
For his part, Biden shared stories of randomly pulling out a rosary to threaten anyone who doubted his Catholicism. “So I tell the guy, ‘If you don’t think I’m Catholic, I will choke you to death with a rosary!’ Haha, murder,” laughed Biden. “This was fun, Francis. You just really get me, man. Welp, I have to get going. I’ve got to be back home for an abortion rally. Toodles!”
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Jesus Wept.
The Babylon Bee gets it.
Evidence that there is a cost associated to the killing of 63,000,000 innocent children and the buggering of adolescent altar servers.
The laity is to blame as well as the church leadership.
We, for the most part, forgot how to pray and make sacrifices for our country, our church and our neighbors. That’s my opinion.
Chastisements.
Buckle up.
The ride isn’t over yet.
Fatima, 1917;
Sept. 13
“Continue the Rosary, my children. Say it every day that the war may end. In October Our Lord will come, as well as Our Lady of Sorrows and Our Lady of Mt. Carmel. St. Joseph will appear with the Child Jesus to bless the world.”
“God is pleased with your sacrifices, but he does not want you to wear the cords [around your waists as a penance] to bed. Keep them on during the day.”
“… In October I will perform a miracle so that all may believe.”
Oct. 13
“I want a chapel built here in my honor. I want you to continue saying the Rosary every day. The war will end soon, and the soldiers will return to their homes.”
“I am the Lady of the Rosary.”
Then the “Miracle of the Sun” occurred, as Our Lady promised.
Sept. 13
“Continue the Rosary, my children. Say it every day that the war may end. In October Our Lord will come, as well as Our Lady of Sorrows and Our Lady of Mt. Carmel. St. Joseph will appear with the Child Jesus to bless the world.”
“God is pleased with your sacrifices, but he does not want you to wear the cords [around your waists as a penance] to bed. Keep them on during the day.”
“… In October I will perform a miracle so that all may believe.”
Oct. 13th 1917;
“I am the Lady of the Rosary.”
{“… People must amend their lives and ask pardon for their sins. They must not offend Our Lord anymore, for he is already too much offended!”}