News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WORLD — Banana republics from across the globe have begun to feel a bit bad for the United States, and wondering if perhaps they ought to do something to help.
“It’s sad. I mean we have sham trials here too, but at least we have bananas,” said dictator Omar Carrillo. “I just really feel for them, you know?”
According to sources, several banana republics have begun to express concern that the corruption in America has gotten out of hand. “When we do show trials to destroy opposition candidates, we still charge them with crimes that at least exist. I mean, come on,” said General Jose Cavazos. “We also at least pretend that justice was done, instead of just smirking at the press and walking away. That’s so mean-spirited, right? We at least give our population false hope instead of just spitting in their faces.”
Go here to read the rest. If you are going to be a Banana Republic, at least put on a show!
Not only that, but at least they alternate their tyrants. We have had almost three terms of Obama tyranny (counting the last rather somnolent) and it is wearing thin.