Kangaroos Outraged!

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

AUSTRALIA — Kangaroos hosted a press conference today calling for a stop to demeaning comparisons to the United States justice system.

“Please, we beg you – stop comparing the U.S. legal system to a ‘kangaroo court’. It’s insulting to kangaroos everywhere,” said kangaroo spokeswoman Savannah Buttercup. “We are proud of our superior judicial system and would never, ever behave like those clowns in New York.”

According to sources, kangaroos across the globe were infuriated by the sudden deluge of people comparing their justice system to America. “It’s downright offensive. We kangaroos have a very fair system,” explained Buttercup. “Misdemeanors result in getting your ears boxed. Felonies will get you a kick, square in the squishy regions. Every kangaroo is subject to the same laws, no matter if you’re red or grey, tree-kangaroo or wallaby. Our system is light years ahead of the clown show that is America.”

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Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Friday, May 31, AD 2024 2:22am

I’m with the Kangaroos on this one.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Friday, May 31, AD 2024 9:45am

The court is in someone’s pouch that’s for sure.

I agree – leave Skippy alone.

https://youtu.be/hByob-5pPEs?si=s0bp6mzoQ5sI2OmW

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, May 31, AD 2024 1:19pm

The roos are in cahoots with the wallabys.
Always have and always will.

Alot of that cahootin’ going on.

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