News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House staffers have — à propos of no particular newsworthy event — decided to upgrade the security system surrounding America’s nuclear arsenal. Specifically, they have locked the nuclear codes behind a series of security questions, chief among them being, “Which of these images shows Mexico?”
Staffers say any President, no matter how unsenile, must answer the security question if they want access to the arsenal, and that this measure has nothing to do with President Biden’s impeccable performance at the press conference last night.
“President Biden is super smart and alive, so he’ll have no problem knowing where Mexico is, or Egypt haha,” said White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain. “Nor will the President have any issues when asked to list how many children he has, or what his name is. You know, typical security questions to keep out the bots.”
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All I can say is repeat what Al Capp said long ago:
The Jack Ass Party is a real hoot!
The Bee can’t keep up. Biden IS National Lampoon.
The blue states ARE the “green” states, where they serve a false environmental god at the expense of real people.
Joe Biden is a real life Chancey Gardener from Being There!