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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 4:04am

Vatican astrological observatory is permanently closed.

In an effort to reduce carbon footprints, Jesuits have created portable collapsible telescopes to be used in further research of the cosmos.

Not having to heat the observatory shall save a part of our atmosphere, said highly acclaimed honorary Jesuit, Greta Thornburg, pictured below after her identity transition therapy…. and name change.

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Phillip
Phillip
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 6:03am

Francis takes aim at the Deposit of Faith.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 7:55am

As you can see, some of our new bongs are amazingly lifelike…

Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 8:24am

It’s about time they built a new sewer line to get all that surplus filth out!

Dave RX
Dave RX
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 9:53am

Telescope trying to find his heart? The parts of Jesuits are scattered about. Like the head is usually found closer to the lower back and in a convenient opening. Good luck finding his heart. I, personally, wouldn’t waste my time. Think Grinch.

Mary De Voe
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 9:57am

“The right to privacy” Roe v. Wade.
:The right to privacy” Lawrence v. Texas
“No right to privacy” The Vatican

Frank
Frank
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 2:01pm

”At the next session of the Synodal Synod on Synodal Synodality, I will be using this to shoot t-shirts with Father Rupnik’s Synodal Logo out into the huge crowd we know will be attending! Get there early!”

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 4:27pm

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

He is looking for the splinter in your eye so he can scold you. Beware!

Pinky
Pinky
Saturday, February 10, AD 2024 4:31pm

Cannon law?

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Sunday, February 11, AD 2024 4:15am

Just wandering- is that a Madame Tassaude wax display of Francis, or an AI concoction. He looks plastic with those shiny face folds. 😂

Don L
Don L
Sunday, February 11, AD 2024 5:23am

Pope Francis prepares to shoot Eucharist wafers into the crowds, thus reducing carbon footprints, by making Mass in heated churches unnecessary.

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
Sunday, February 11, AD 2024 7:25am

“Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting Catholics. Heh, heh, heh, heh!”

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, February 11, AD 2024 7:51am

I’ve heard it said that It’s not what goes into the body that is unclean.. but what comes forth?

Could be that the Vatican has an alien analyzing and capturing mechanism….

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Don Beckett
Don Beckett
Sunday, February 11, AD 2024 4:06pm

No your holiness, I said ” How is it, Sir ? “.

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