The Babylon Bee gives advice:
When your wife is screaming like crazy as your progeny prepares to burst forth from her loins, it can be a bit hard to know what to say! Here is a handy list you can consult of the seven most helpful things to say to your wife while she is in labor:
- “Eve really screwed this up for you ladies, huh?”: It always helps to remember pain is a consequence of sin.
- “All this blood is making me woozy, I need to lay down”: Laying in a hospital bed next to her will let her know she’s not alone.
- “My mom is here to video”: Your wife will cherish this memory for a lifetime.
- “I’m sorry the epidural didn’t work, but I believe in you”: Words of affirmation go a long way in moments like these.
- “I’m almost to the hospital, the drive-through was super slow”: Your thoughtfulness in stopping for tacos will give her the strength to continue.
- “Just think, we’ll do this five more times!”: Imagining all of your future children together will give her the perfect image to focus on.
- “I’m sorry, this is all my fault”: When all else fails, this is the winner.
Go here to read the rest. My Bride and I took Lamaze but each time C-sections were needed due to the kids not wanting to leave the comforting womb. My Bride did not mind the C-Sections in the slightest.
We wouldn’t be here if this was not true:
Your placement of John 16:21-22 is poetic.
In the months leading up to death a number of residents in my care will question the great departure. For only a few will the temptation of fear be strong on their hearts. I’ve used scriptures of course to bring them comfort.
This one from John being in the arsenal.
Peace.
I kind of hate that quote from John. We ALWAYS remember the feeling of labor and birth. Yes, children are a joy, but the only reason I have them is because of the sacrificial aspect of marriage that will lead to Heaven.
I say this as I am days away from my due date with number 7. Please say a prayer for the baby and I, thank you.
Seven? You are a mother and a half Suzanne! Best of luck for you and number 7!
“My Bride did not mind the C-Sections in the slightest”.Of course not, she was under anethesia. C sections are safest for multiple births.
Having a pitocin drip when the baby is late and there is little effacement and no dialation was painful but once the baby arrived one forgets the “discomfort”.
My husband was present; two days later he buzzed the hospital in his helo and flew out to the ship for a three month cruise.
I do think a Lamaze course has good info even if the parents know a C section will be necssary.
Prayers said for your safe delivery, Suzanne.
Suzanne. My morning offerings will have you and your seventh miracle in them.