The Reason For The Season

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amidst the joy and excitement surrounding the Global Day of Jihad, Congressional Representative Rashida Tlaib gave a rousing speech on the capitol steps in which she called for supporters to remember the true spirit of the holiday, which is to murder Jews.

“I know we’re all excited, but we cannot forget the true meaning of the Global Day of Jihad, which is to commit genocide,” Tlaib passionately argued. “We must fight the commercialization of this great day! So I say no more Hallmark cards, no more Jihad lights, and no more presents — unless they explode.”

A series of boos reportedly bombarded the Michigan representative, but she held her ground in solidarity with the real heroes who were out there trying to murder Jews. “Ask yourself, how many Jews have you murdered? Zero? I thought so!”

Those in attendance at the impromptu speech reportedly lowered their heads in shame, disgraced to acknowledge that they, in fact, hadn’t killed anyone at all on Jihad Day.

“Don’t you see? The true spirit of the Global Day of Jihad isn’t about materialism and gaudy decorations, the real magic has been inside you all along!” Tlaib said at the conclusion of her heartfelt speech.

Hearts and minds changed; everyone resolved to skip Global Day of Jihad dinner and go out and stab someone or blow themselves up instead.

Go here to read the rest.  By the time the IDF is through, the Jews may have a second Purim on their calendar.

And it is this (the Torah) that has stood by our ancestors and for us.
For not only one (enemy) has risen up against us to destroy us,
but in every generation they rise up to destroy us.
But the Holy One, Blessed be He, delivers us from their hands

Vehi Sheamda