PopeWatch: Gates

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

VATICAN — Pope Francis today released a papal decree warning Christians against going through the narrow gate, and instead encouraging everyone to take the broad road.

“Take it from me – the broad, easy road is just fine,” said Pope Francis. “Tell those troublemakers admonishing people to walk through the narrow gate to R-E-L-A-X.”

While faithful Catholics still hold to the Church’s teachings on homosexuality and gender, even in the face of increasing persecution, Pope Francis has called on them to just chill out and stop being so uptight. “If people are persecuting you, you’re doing something wrong,” said Pope Francis. “Forget the two millennia of the Church standing its ground — embrace the culture! I’ve been doing it for years, and now the Chinese Communist Party loves me, the LGBT community loves me, and all the newspapers and magazines love me. I must be doing something right.”

Go here to read the rest.  What do you say Hank?

 

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, October 14, AD 2023 9:24am

Matthew 7:13-14 : “Enter in at the narrow gate, for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and many are they who go in by that way. Because narrow is the gate and narrow the way which leads into life, and few there are who find it.”

CAG
CAG
Saturday, October 14, AD 2023 11:22am

“Woe to you when all speak well of you,
for their ancestors treated the false prophets in this way.”

~ Luke 6:26

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Saturday, October 14, AD 2023 5:41pm

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