News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
PHOENIX, AZ — After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.
“Seriously? I could have just pulled the fire alarm instead of going to all the trouble to dress like a buffalo and charge into the Capitol?” said an aghast Buffalo Guy. “Gosh, do I feel silly.”
Buffalo Guy, known in some circles as Jacob Chansley, watched yesterday as Representative Jamaal Bowman demonstrated how to properly and legally commit a crime to delay Congressional proceedings. “So you pull the fire alarm, and then come up with some ridiculous excuse, like you thought the fire alarm was a doorknob,” explained Mr. Bowman. “You could even say that you have lived your whole life under the impression that pulling a fire alarm is how you select Nacho Cheese Doritos out of the vending machine. It doesn’t matter. They can have you on video committing the crime, and as long as you explain you’re too dumb to understand what a fire alarm is, you’re good to go! Have at it destroying Congress!”
Go here to read the rest. Silly Buffalo Guy! Congress specializes in placing weighty loads upon the shoulders of the American people that do not apply to them!
It goes right along with this post:
Thought For The Day – The American Catholic (the-american-catholic.com)
We know they are lying, they know they are lying, tey know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying. – AS
A very crappy thing to do is stand behind the President of the United States and as he is finishing his State of the Union address, and RIP up your copy of his speech behind his back in front of all of America. The buffalo man remembered that moment from Nancy Pelosi, I’m sure of it. Millions of Americans remember that moment. A cow pie left on Nancy’s desk would of been crass but very appropriate imho.
As for the loudmouth who can’t tell what the difference is between a fire alarm and door opener…..get a life selling manure at some farm in Pennsylvania. Please.
Ms. Green spells it out in this video regarding the fire alarm.
https://youtu.be/KXOM8FRF_ZA?si=IMjyzxeTajwRp4ll