Those Latex Balloon Pops Can Do You In

 

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MrsOpey
MrsOpey
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 6:25am

😳 they just ruined it for the other normal people.
In high school drama we got to use a starter gun on stage even! Neighbors called cops on us bc of “shots fired” even – part of play

CAG
CAG
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 6:37am

🙂

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 8:01am

Didn’t anyone tell them beforehand?
Why did a stage crew member have to suffer the humiliation of a piece of latex balloon lodging into his left nostril causing him extreme embarrassment and permanent mental anguish.

This is serious business.

Unable to return to work, or for that matter, unable to work at all, he will now be another inhabitant on the island of misfit toys.

Damn the bad luck.

Frank
Frank
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 8:33am

Here we see the cultural destination pre-ordained by generations of “education” that values participation and self-esteem above actual learning. The special snowflakes are now in charge, and it shows. Sigh.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 9:06am

@ FRANK.

Exactly.

Humility is non-existent.
Prideful snowflakes blanket the landscape.
The outcome are senseless and cold hearted individuals who esteem each other in their endless endeavors to proclaim themselves worthy of emulation. A multitude of zombies who adore a snail darter but are disgusted with an unplanned fetus arrogantly growing inside the narcissist’s womb.

What’s foul is fair and what’s fair is foul.
W. Shakespeare

I hope their balloon bursts soon.
So the sake of the Republic.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 9:07am

For the sake…

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 9:20am

Nobody with their stage combat certificate? 🙂

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Saturday, September 30, AD 2023 10:22am

Warning: This performance may include
Indoctrination
Heresy
Brow beating
Bullying
Conformity for the sake of conformity
Denial of reality
Faulty logic
Improper application of the scientific method
Dishonesty
Censorship

Welcome to our school!

Running time, 12 years, with breaks
Attempts to leave the auditorium will be met with derision and scorn.

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