Bad Bear!

 

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David WS
David WS
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 5:06am

That’s a big bear, but I can think of a couple of ways to win:
1. Large caliber round shot through the open mouth to the base of the skull.
2. Flamethrower.

(Always an optimist.)

Don L
Don L
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 6:38am

I’d just show the critter my box of favorite bear steak recipes. That usually scares them off, but if it doesn’t, I show them my fallback weapon–a picture of Hillary.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 6:45am

Don L- the picture of Hillary is brilliant! 😂

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 8:39am

Keep in mind that if you just happen to be out of Hillary snapshots, voicemails from Kamela will work too. Be sure the volume is turned way up.
I suggest speaker mode when in big bear encounters.

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Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 8:58pm
Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Monday, August 28, AD 2023 9:16pm

“Who would win?”
The bear.

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