A Legitimate Concern

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has become a dangerous crack house.

“It’s just not fair. I work hard to maintain my property, only to have real estate values plummet when this riff-raff moves into the neighborhood,” said Carla Biggens, the owner of a middle-income apartment building that offers units at the reasonable price of just $15,000 per month. “I always see suspicious people coming and going from that place. It puts us all on edge. Lord knows what kind of shady things are happening there! Yuck!”

Local authorities confirmed hard drugs were recently found on the premises, but warned they would likely never find the perpetrator because the owner of the crack house pays their salaries. “It’s too much to expect corrupt feds like us to do anything about this shady crack house,” said a spokesperson for the FBI. “This neighborhood has been going downhill for a long time anyway. There’s nothing we can do.”

Residents are being encouraged to take their concerns to the next city council meeting where they will be ignored.

Go here to read the rest.  If the Bidens are eventually evicted by the American people, Hunter can always support them with his painting.

 

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, July 16, AD 2023 2:56am

A whore was spotted entering the crack house numerous times. The press secretary reassured everyone that it just the Vice President.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, July 16, AD 2023 11:00am

Going into bed with Planned Parenthood is red light district activity.

Still praying for David and supporting the Thomas More Society. Old story;
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-attorney-general-seizes-planned-parenthood-videos-20160405-story.html

GregB
Sunday, July 16, AD 2023 2:39pm

To me the DC in Washington DC is the District of Corruption. It’s theme song “The House of the Rising Sun.”

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