News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
“Multiple eyewitnesses reported a horrifying sight,” said Sgt. Jon Munyan in a briefing to the press. “We were notified of what appeared to be a severely decomposed human male lying on the beach in broad daylight. We are currently investigating the reports and will provide more details when they become available.”
Stunned onlookers described the scene. “We were just enjoying a beautiful day at the beach,” said Rehoboth resident Ryan Ehart. “My daughter started screaming, and I looked up and saw what clearly looked like a dead man reclining in a beach chair. He was white as a sheet and showed no signs of life. In fact, he appeared to have been dead for a very long time. Stringy hair… hollowed-out features. Really nasty.”
Parents attempted to cover the eyes of young children and lead them away from the gruesome sight. “Someone said a doctor was seen near the body, but that turned out to be an old lady named Jill who is apparently only a pretend doctor,” Sgt. Munyan continued. “Anyone with information about this incident or why the Secret Service was guarding this corpse, please contact us.”
Go here to read the rest. Unfair Bee! I am sure that Biden’s corpse will look much more life like than he does now!
Kamala’s gibberish is not nearly as nauseating as her cackle.
Her faux laugh is augmented by a noise that would wake dead corpses washed ashore. Horrifying.
She talks though her nose. Sympathy goes out to her staff having to put up with that voice all day long.
Ezabelle, I’ve noticed that many media outlets including ones that are otherwise ‘Democrat-friendly’— Washington Post, Politico, The Hill for example— have all run articles on how Kamala Harris has a hard time keeping staff long-term. Different explanations are given for the constant churn, but it’s a fact that few people want to work for her for very long.
Clinton- interesting. It could simply come down to her nasally whiny voice. 😂
Kamala laughs and cackles when there is nothing humorous said by her any one with her. Maybe it is nerves because she knows she is inadequate for the job. With the outageous arm gestures paired with the uncontrollable laughter it has got to be drugs. The best example was her meeting with youth (who were paid adult actors) on the The Admiral House porch at the Naval Observatory. She lectured them on space like they were kindergartners. There has got to be pot growing under lights in the basement.
There has got to be pot growing under lights in the basement.
I laughed out loud reading this.