What do you mean that the gringo is in court!?!
Bonus:
PopeWatch: Caption This
- Donald R. McClarey
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
“Oh no, you didn’t call at a bad time— It’s not as if I was with anyone important right now”.
So jaw-droppingly rude.
No, we don’t need solar power at the Vatican!
I spoke w you yesterday about my extended warranty?
I changed my mind. The cross DOES make you look fat.
I said lavender tiles for my bathroom not periwinkle!
Keep up that Latin, and I’m calling police!
“Yes, (hee hee), I want to order 20 meat-lover’s pizzas for Friday at noon. I’m at the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter, at the Piazza della Trinita dei Pellegrini (hee hee).”
“Xi Jinping here. Hey, George and I just finished facetime with dumbo Joe.
Everything is going as planned. We need you to implement stage IV now.
Don’t forget. Women priesthood by June 21st. You’re doing a great job weakening the Faith…keep it up.”
“Wake up call? What wake up call?”
“Yes, I’m looking for a Miss Hugginkiss, first name, Amanda …”
Courtesy? Respect for the office of Vicar of Christ? Respect for the faithful who have travelled great distances to be in the room?
No…I’ll take the call, its all about me.
I heard through grapevine that someone smashed through the gate.
If he didn’t have a gate or a wall, this never would have happened.
The pizza delivery guy is adamant that he sees you;
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/car-rushes-vatican-gate-fired-gendarmes-driver-apprehended-99440472