Hey, Cheating Takes Time

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

PHOENIX, AZ — Hopes for the timely counting of Arizona ballots have hit a snag as famed author George R.R. Martin has been placed in charge of counting the state’s ballots.

This news comes at a time when the nation anxiously awaits Arizona’s final tally, as the balance of party power is at stake. The author expressed a desire to count as rapidly as his muse would allow so he can quickly return to disappointing his fans.

“It is an honor to be selected to count the Arizona ballots,” wrote Martin in a blog post that reportedly took 17 months to write and rewrite. “No matter which way the winds blow, through winter or spring, the ballot count will decide who games the next throne. Crows.”

The author, best known for A Song of Ice and Fire, an incest-fantasy book series estimated to be completed when the ever-expanding sun envelopes a broiling, scorched earth, has committed to begin his custom ballot counting process that included a pre-count, two post-pre-counts, a re-count, a pre-re-count post count, a count, a post-pre-re-count, a 12-year HBO TV series sabbatical, another re-count, and an admission that the 37-year old computer on which he tabulated the ballot count has crashed.

Go here to read the rest.

 

BS is the proper term for what is going on in Arizona under Secretary of State Katie Hobbs, the Democrat candidate for Governor:

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, November 12, AD 2022 6:02am

I am all for televised public gallow justice in cases where election fraud is undeniably proven.

This type of fraud is catastrophic.

It diminishes the public’s trust.
Hence a public hanging for the criminals. This crap must stop.
The cruelties of hanging a convicted election fraudster is nothing compared to a civil war.

Maybe it would cause a pause in the mind of a future perpetrator. Think twice. I do realize that mercy is our calling towards our fallen neighbors and God does love all of us. Hanging someone surely doesn’t sound very charitable. I must admit it. How do we cast a vote if we doubt our vote counted or worse yet, was changed after we voted? Mercy for the common good…justice for those who blatantly cheat or undermine the common good? Am I wrong?

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, November 12, AD 2022 6:37am

No!

The people of Arizona have spoken [reelected Mark Kelly]!

They simply love the monthly hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens pouring over the southern border; they are orgasmic over 8% inflation and 5% pay raises; someone else got murdered or raoed last week; etc. [BARF]

In the rest of Amerika, they are so ecstatic with ‘things’ they didn’t kick out the dems but told the canvassers their consumer confidence fell from 59.9 in October to 54.7 yesterday’s report.

You get the government you deserve good and hard.

Don’t ttell me they didn’t steal the elections because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. See the ending of the first ‘Godfather’ movie.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, November 12, AD 2022 6:59am

How can you secure 400,000 ballots from being tampered overnight let alone a week?! If you hold up time in a basketball or football match you get penalised. How is that any different to the democratic election process?

Donald Link
Saturday, November 12, AD 2022 10:20am

Gives credence to Trump’s claim of cheating in 2020. This democrat side show will wind up causing more future trouble than they bargained for.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, November 12, AD 2022 10:36am

Sen Rand Paul noted that the government sent 1,100,000 dead people China virus reign of terror stuimi checks.

How many of them voted D last Tuesday?

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