News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, DC — A powerless figurehead world leader with no actual responsibilities is still barely clinging to life, according to sources. Family is said to be gathered at the White House as the leader’s condition is reportedly quickly declining.
“It’s sad to see the ‘Big Guy’ go,” said Hunter Biden to reporters while brushing some white powder off his face. “I’ll surely be lost without him. Also, has anyone seen my glass tobacco pipe?”
Commentators are praising the dying figurehead as an “alive human who sat in the Oval Office to replace Trump until we could think of a better plan.” Dozens of mourners from around the country are already preparing to pay tribute to the dying impotent mascot of America.
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My thinking is that Obiden was “installed” in the Whitehouse to do all the left’s dirtiest work so that they can later pretend to not so much like him–as they dump him in time for a glamourous Santa-Claus type leftist with neat hair to step forward in 2024 to save the world. (Newsom?)