Jorge, So Very Very Small

To the tune of “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball,” which itself is sung to the music of the Colonel Bogey March, also known now as the River Kwai March.

 

Jorge, So Very Very Small

 

Jorge, in stature very small.

Reinhard so wishes he was tall.

And Dolan smiles even wider,

At poor old Qupich the smallest of all.

 

Jorge declares we cannot fall.

God’ errors need papal overhaul.

We sinners, we all are winners,

And flames and hellfire can’t burn us at all.

 

Jorge, in stature very small.

Reinhard so wishes he was tall.

And Dolan smiles even wider,

At poor old Qupich the smallest of all.

 

Regarding the singing during World War II of the song “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball”: Professor Rowan Cruft, University of Stirling,  said that it was morally appropriate to sing the song. “Hitler’s actions made it morally correct to show him disrespect.” Interestingly, this song is part of history which the totalitarians who ruled Germany cannot now change.

There are various versions of the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JutPp0Oc0JQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKkHUaA-qag

The effect on a war effort of such a song is not to be taken lightly or underestimated:

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Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Sunday, February 20, AD 2022 7:10am

I think this has Biblical precedence. In 1st Samuel 26 (today’s OT reading for Sunday Mass Novus Ordo) David and his nephew Abishai sneak into Saul’s camp as Saul and his general, Abner, are sleeping. Abishai wants to put Saul out of his misery right then and there, but David says no, let’s not touch the Lord’s Anointed. So they steal the spear and water jug by Saul’s head, depart to the other hillside from where David calls out to Abner and Saul. David taunts Abner and then says to Saul, “Look, I got your spear and your water jug!” The message is obvious and humiliating for Saul. So I got no problem with humiliating Jorge Mario Bergoglio. Yes, pray that he repents. Yes, respect the Petrine Office. But let him know that we know what kind of Marxist Peronist Caudillo he really is. Make him see himself in the mirror.

Hank
Sunday, February 20, AD 2022 3:54pm

BS makes the grass grow green
Jorge does the same darn thing
BS or is it Jorge or
BS and Jorge combined

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, February 20, AD 2022 9:24pm

Remembering WHO is in control;

https://spiritdailyblog.com/news/the-comedienne-who-collapsed-after-mocking-the-lord

She said; “Jesus loves me best.”
…may we always recall that He knows hearts. He won’t be mocked forever. This strange collapse was an act of mercy. I hope she looks at it that way. As to the interview she gave afterwards…I have my doubts.

Pope Francis?
Yes. He, you, me, the comedienne, Putin, Biden we are all one breath from the curtain call.

Lord have mercy.

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