News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
VIRGINIA—Terry McAuliffe said he’s completely confused that telling parents the state owns their children, that parents have no say over what their kids learn in school, and that repulsively disgusting pornographic books are good for kids didn’t prove to be electorally popular.
“It’s so weird,” a crestfallen McAuliffe told reporters. “We pulled out all the stops: we told parents that we own their children’s minds, that they’re wards of the state, and that their children should read horrific LGBTQ+ pornography in their school libraries, and it just didn’t seem to connect with the people for some reason.”
McAuliffe also performed a somber rendition of the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus classic song “We’re Coming for Your Children” at his defeat party. “I know we’ve suffered a loss here, but rest assured,” he said. “We are coming for your children sooner or later. This idea’s time will come sooner or later. Hopefully sooner.”
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Once again, the Bee is nearly indistinguishable from the actual news. These folks are truly talented.
And Don, thanks for your optimism yesterday and praise the Lord, it looks pretty certain now that you were right and I was wrong. There seem to have been serious cheating efforts in Fairfax County, to the surprise of no one, but now with a Republican Governor, Lt. Governor and Attorney General scheduled to take office, perhaps meaningful audits can be used to expose the fraud, before next November. I think that is very important.
Also, let’s all pray the Dems can’t pull off some kind of “legal” shenanigans before Youngkin is sworn in. You know they will try. This is very bad juju for them next year.
Perhaps McAuliffe thought he was with his own Marxist friends and said what they really believe? You own nothing–the government (they) own all things…including you.
Non nobis Domine sed nomini tuo da gloriam . . .
Have Sears, Lt Gov, and Miyares, AG, opponents conceded? Prayers needed. A split ticket in VA has happened before but is rare.
Is it possible to overdose on Schadenfreude?