Resigning Might Do the Trick

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

The Babylon Bee’s top-secret anonymous source inside the White House, codenamed Ben Pjaki, has just leaked us Biden’s 8-part plan for winning over the American people once again.

Here it is:

1) Start sniffing women’s hair again: For some reason, his poll numbers were a little better when he was doing that. Worth a shot!

2) Launch Kamala Harris into the Sun: People really, really seem to like this idea for some reason.

3) Invade something: Invading another country is always good for a 10-point jump. Maybe we can invade Canada. They’ve always had it coming. 

4) Go back to his roots by hiding in a basement for another 6 months: Biden was never more popular than when he spent an entire year in a basement! And then he received a record number of votes! Who can argue with that kind of popularity?

5) Launch Kamala Harris into the Sun: Wait– did we say that one already? Huh. 

6) Get a spray tan and wear an orange wig: Imitating the greatest, smartest, most popular president of all time? Winning move! 

7) Send Dr. Fauci to another galaxy so he can spread his pandemic wisdom with other planets: Or if that’s too hard, maybe just the Sun again. 

Go here to read the rest.  Biden had just one job in the Puppetmasters’ Administration, to be not too obvious a puppet, and he is failing miserably at that.  Watch something happen to him soon.  His puppeteers are completely ruthless, and they are not going to have Jill Biden’s ambition to be Mrs. President continue much longer.

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George Haberberger
George Haberberger
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 7:30am

“Resigning Might Do the Trick: Not as long as the order of succession is the current one.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 7:45am

Not sure how Biden’s removal is to be effected lawfully. All five caucus leaders in Congress need to be on board. Don’t imagine McConnell or McCarthy would object, but Pelosi and Schumer might have some dime-store Machiavellian scheme that would lead them to block this. Harris has to be on board and might find it prudent to wait until the cabinet takes the initiative. As for the cabinet, it’s a body that includes Anthony Blinken, Lloyd Austin, and Pete Booty-gag. They haven’t an ounce of public-spiritedness. (Or, in Booty-gag’s case, initiative).

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 7:48am

The only way they get rid of Harris is to have an obedient US Attorney file criminal charges against her. If they don’t have anything lying around on the sidewalk as they did in re Spiro Agnew, they’d have to manufacture something and find a US Attorney willing to manufacture something contra a Democrat. NB, Andrew Weismann couldn’t get the job done contra Trump.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 7:49am

Note, acknowledging Biden’s incapacity would be an acknowledgement that they did something wrong. Partisan Democrats do not do that.

Dale Price
Dale Price
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 8:06am

Never underestimate the tenacity of Jill Biden.

If she has to go full “Weekend at Bernie’s” to get her husband through this term, she will do it.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 9:51am

I would put nothing past the puppeteers in the shadows.

I would assume the puppeteer is Klain. He seems like a fairly standard-issue member of the Democratic nomenklatura.

Robert "Tito" Edwards
Admin
Thursday, October 21, AD 2021 6:00pm

Biden probably had three Captain Cokes, without the Coca-Cola, prior to giving that speech.

That would be my reasoning for speaking that way.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, October 22, AD 2021 8:33am

The Chinese have enough on Biden through the business dealings of his son, to send him and his father to prison.

Our crooked corps of federal prosecutors will pursue a Democrat if he’s run afoul of some other faction in the Democratic Party or if he does something fairly crude like keep a chest freezer full of bribe money in his basement. Then you have the FBI, which has for two years now assiduously refused to investigate Hunter even though there was dirt up the wazoo about him.

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