Some Dare Call It Treason

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During testimony in front of Congress Thursday, General Mark Milley admitted that he committed treason but pointed out that he had to do so in order to prevent Trump from committing treason.

The general gave an emotional testimony today recounting his brave acts in betraying the United States to a hostile power in order to prevent even worse betrayals from the president of the country.

“I had to commit treason to prevent Trump from committing treason,” he said to a panel in the House of Representatives. “Trump was going to betray the interests of the United States, and I had to beat him to the punch to make 100% sure that would never happen.”

“Also, he posted a lot of mean tweets. And I couldn’t let that stand. They were… hurtful.” Milley then asked for a recess, as he was tearing up and needed some time to control his emotions.

According to Milley, after he committed treason to stop Trump from committing treason, Trump threatened to commit treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason, but Milley put a stop to that by committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason.

Go here to read the rest.  Biden has expressed “full confidence” in Mark Milley.  Translation:  Start running Mark because you are about to go under the bus!  The buffoonish would be Caesar had better start on his turgid memoirs.

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Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Friday, September 17, AD 2021 2:57pm

Apparently the Biden Administration’s retaliatory drone strike (widely praised by the media at the time) killed only uninvolved civilians, including seven children. No ISIS members or other terrorists present. Seeing a lot of Biden supporters saying “eh, what are you going to do? Mistakes happen, sometimes you have to break a few eggs in a war.”

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Friday, September 17, AD 2021 3:01pm

To tie things more closely to the post, this was the strike that General Milley called “a righteous strike” almost a week after the strike, which would be after the investigation into the strike was well underway.

CAM
CAM
Friday, September 17, AD 2021 8:37pm

What would happen to General Zuocheng if he called General Milley and told him China was invading Taiwan? Zuocheng would immediately become an involuntary organ donor.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, September 18, AD 2021 6:11am

CAM,

The [formerly fat] megalomaniac ruling NK would employ a recoilless rifle. I think that is profligate. A Ka-Bar, a 223 cal. or a .45 cal. round would do it.

The woke deep state is broken. Everything it touches turns to you-know-what.

A cabal of idiotic enemies of God and man think they rule us.

Frank
Frank
Saturday, September 18, AD 2021 7:14am

“A cabal of idiotic enemies of God and man think they rule us.”
Couldn’t have said it better, TShaw.

Donald Link
Donald Link
Saturday, September 18, AD 2021 10:51am

When I served during the Vietnam war, all we had to worry about was incompetence. Now it is sedition, treason and gross stupidity. Little the Chinese they have little concern about us standing in the way of their plans.

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