News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
Sometimes, it can be hard to tell a quote from the person who said it! This is especially true of Joe Biden, the most popular president of all time, whose presidential quotes are often mistaken for the ramblings of this insane escaped asylum patient we met behind a 7-Eleven in Barstow this week.
Can you tell who said each of these quotes? We’re too lazy to make this an actual quiz, so just scroll slowly so you don’t see the answer too soon!
Quote: “My butt’s been wiped!”
Answer: Joe Biden. Very presidential.
Quote: “Help! I don’t want to do this anymore! I just want to go home and see my grandkids! They’re giving me the pills again. Here they come, I don’t have much time!”
Answer: Joe Biden. Haha, classic Joe! Always the prankster!
Quote: “Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin’ a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?”
Answer: Joe Biden. That was a tough one! This next one should be easier.
Quote: “Look, fat! You’re a damn liar!”
Answer: Both. Incredibly, both Joe Biden and Frank the Crazed Hobo shouted the same thing to us. Great minds think, you know, the thing!
Quote: “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier!”
Answer: Joe Biden. That one was a gimme.
Quote: “Hey. Do you guys have any spare change? I’m pretty hungry.”
Answer: Escaped asylum patient. Frank is actually a pretty nice guy once you get to know him.
Quote: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”
Answer: Joe Biden. You can tell it’s Joe because it sounds to us like professionalism is back in the White House! Go Joe!
Go here to read the rest. The country is in the very best of hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhmRw8Z5to
And this has what to do with Catholicism?
Politics and Culture From a Catholic Perspective
Right on our masthead. Telling the truth is a prime Catholic virtue, especially in the teeth of mendacity and indifference to the truth.
Nothing. It has to do with America. See the other word in the blog title?
Should be a clue Mr. Jones that there’s 2 categories of content on this blog.
MS Jones, you might ask the same question of our Chief Operating Officer, COO Biden.
Everybody knows it. Slow Joe wasn’t any more intelligent when he set out on his career as a crook in Congress.
Chinese Joe had to drop out of three or four prez runs when they threw stuff at his campaigns. As in, he plagiarized to get through law school.
Everybody knows it.
Demented Chinese Joe’s CCP and regressive handlers are shoving down Americans’ throats taxpayer-funded abortion, class hate, gay marriage, totalitarianism, etc. All are inimical to Catholic faith and morals.
I could comfortably seat the participants of a Biden campaign rally in my SUV.
Re: “most popular.” Chinese Joe’s words, The Dems’ highly effective and extensive vote fraud operation gave him 85 million fake votes. Know how I know? They thwarted every attempt to audit/investigate obvious irregularities.
Everybody knows the 2020 election was stolen.
When the best response one can come up with to a parody news site pointing out that the scandalous self-identified Catholic who was frauded into the White House is, sadly, suffering from very obvious mental decline is a demand of what it has to do with Catholicism, with the implication of “shut up”– that’s pretty weak.
Bob K: Ouch. Not wrong, but ouch.