Baby the Knife

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—Democrats have stood firm on their core values for many decades, from being for diversity and racial justice and killing as many babies as possible. But they’re finally changing their tune after unborn babies started wielding knives in a threatening manner, calling the babies “precious little innocents” and demanding that nobody kill them, even though they looked pretty dangerous on an ultrasound.

Unborn babies got the idea to wield the knives after many liberals defended the actions of a girl who recently tried to stab another girl and was shot by police. So far, the unborn say, nearly 100% of liberals have changed their mind on abortion and rallied to their cause.

“Stop killing our babies!” chanted one protester outside a Planned Parenthood. “This precious little life holding a knife is clearly an innocent bystander and should not be killed. We used to think these were just clumps of cells, but once we saw the ultrasound and the baby tried to stab us, we realized they were actually lives worth defending. No one should take the life of one of our knife-wielding babies.”

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Friday, April 23, AD 2021 2:33am

Planned Parenthood is distancing itself and denouncing the views of Margaret Sanger on Eugenics. Which PP still practices today but nobody wants to talk about that massive elephant in the room. Running like little mice and afraid their funding will be pulled. I hope the Satan has a nice warm place ready for these people.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, April 23, AD 2021 3:19am

Watch for a plethora of Margaret Sanger awards appearing on e-bay.
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It’s equivalent to having an Gestapo officer’s Luger.

Planned Parenthood is going to be nothing more than a pile of ashes.
An Auschwitz memorial. A reminder to humanity of the autocracies that take place when bad ideas are adopted and supported. Where in it’s wake, the corpses of millions of innocents wash upon the shoreline of free people everywhere.
Nevermore.
Nevermore.
Planned Parenthood is violence personified.

Don L
Don L
Friday, April 23, AD 2021 4:17am

I think we’re missing the real target. Planned Parenthood, evil as it is, isn’t going into those homes and doing their dastardly deeds. Someone is strolling through their front doors of free will. We need to start loudly admonishing the prime source of the evil to innocent babies trapped in the sanctuary of a womb? Yes, and the father’s in hiding too.

Frank
Frank
Friday, April 23, AD 2021 6:02am

Totally agree, Don. Also, Ezabelle, agreed in principle, although my vote is not for a warm place, but the coldest…Dante’s Ninth Circle would do nicely. Providing they do not repent, of course, since we wouldn’t wish Hell on even these lowlifes.

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